is this supposed to be artistic? this woman is drowning in mud. call the police

Okay, these painkiller-induced hallucinations were kinda cute and silly at first, but after the 20-minute long Game of Thrones argument I just had with my dad (who does not, in reality, watch Game of Thrones) and my sister, (who was upset at the fact that she was being rendered, in this particular conversation, as a poorly constructed doodle of a butt. rather than a black-and-white photograph of a boat like everyone else) which ended when with me needing to leave the room, I am drawing a line in the fucking sand here.

Remind me to describe some of these  hallucinations in greater detail at some point later when I am not quite high enough on these painkillers to be having more hallucinations, but high enough that it is not prohibitively painful to attempt to document them.

I was doing my online accounting class homework, and I became really confused because after couple of normal accounting questions, there were a bunch of weird creepypasta questions about Shub Niggurath and Yog-Sothoth. The font had changed to some melty letters and even the multiple choice radio buttons looked like they had been growing hair.

"What’s this?!" I thought to myself. "Some kind of joker hacking with my homework?!" I scrolled up and even the work I’d already done had been changed.

Then I realized that my eyes were closed.

Thanks man, I appreciate it.

There’s a first time for everything, I guess. This is not really a first time to be excited about, though, ‘cause it’s my first time in the hospital. I’ve been having occasional bouts of pretty severe intestinal pain since February. Well, last night I woke up around 2 am in the most excruciating pain I’ve ever experienced. I’m talking about like, getting your arm chopped off levels of pain. I had my dad drive me to the emergency room, where they did a couple tests, did some ultrasounds, and ultimately determined that I’ve been having gall bladder attacks caused by some pretty gnarly gall stones. Furthermore, the gall stones have been blocking some of my pancreatic ducts and causing pancreatitis as well. Lipase is a pancreatic enzyme. According to the docs, my lipase levels, which are normally supposed to be around 300, were at 76,000. Hence the excruciating pain.
Anyway, they’re gonna laparoscopically take out my gall bladder and all the stones that are blocking the pancreas. Either today, or within the next couple of days. So that’s what’s going on in my life. I hope the rest of y’all are doing well!

A family that games together, games together.
Me (via pappijoestar)


Made my day


so let’s say you lose.
what happens then

I’ll tell you what: it gets awkward for everybody involved



Being good to each other is so important, guys.


In case you were unable to join us live in Seattle or on Twitch when we showed the Firewatch for the first time (Australia, you are forgiven for not staying up until 3:30 AM), you can now—and must—watch it here.

The trailer consists entirely of in-engine footage, and we’re pretty excited about how things are coming together. Now we just have to, well, make the rest of the game. Stay tuned for that.

Share it around and let us know what you think!

Goddamn I am so hype for Firewatch!


So anyway, this is how far I got last night. No hangover!

For the past 3 years, I have been 100% certain that Steve Martin was dead. Tonight I discovered that I have been lied to.

If I drink this whole thing, will I die? I have very limited experience with alcohol.


I was gonna space these out but fuck it let’s just dump it and get it over with